If the title didn’t get your attention (and the attention of pro-life activists) then the pictures will. Our first brewery of the great Breckenridge brewery festival weekend with all three of our lovely guest boobs and the best view from any brewery we’ve visited BY far.
Wheeler Wheat- Nice wheat aftertaste. Served with an orange. It was very light and refreshing.
Julia- 4 boobs
Lisa 3 boobs
Telemark IPA- Light. In fact, it’s one IPA that we could drink a whole one. Usually IPA’s are a kick in the face. This was more of a light slap.
Peak One Porter- It smelled like nature, which odd for a porter. It also tasted like nature. Great beer for the outdoorsy types who like to incorporate that into their drinking.
Cask IPA- It did feel like a beer, and was very smooth for an unfiltered IPA.
Julia- 3 boobs
Lisa- 4 boobs
Switchback Amber- This was a good amber. It didn’t leave the normal cottonmouth aftertaste that ambers do.
Julia: I don’t like ambers.
Lisa (whispering to Amber): I think she’s talking about you.
Ptarmington Pilsner- This beer tasted like a rodent cage. You know, after you let it sit for awhile, and it’s filled with excrement and woodshavings. Picture that, but in beer form.
Me: “This tastes like rodents. I guess that’s why they named it ptarmington.”
Julia: “Ptarmingtons are birds.”
And finally, the WORST BEER WE’VE EVER HAD. EVER. 1 OUT OF 5 OF US DIDN’T PLAN TO VOMIT AFTERWARDS.
*Disclaimer- we loved loved loved this brewery. Except for this beer. This was the one bad thing about the place.
IF THERE WAS A MOOB RATING, THIS BEER WOULD’VE EARNED IT. WE LEAVE YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING PICTURE MONTAGE, OF US PASSING THE SAMPLE AROUND TO TRY.